“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
Origami Horse designed and folded by Hoàng Tiến Quyết
(Source: Flickr / ori_q)
THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS
THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”
"Where are the beebies?"
call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic
‘cause way down deep inside we’ve got a dream!
WHY IS THIS GIF SET NOT AROUND MORE?!
I like that they’re all so supportive of one another, but still decide to crack in skulls when they get mad.
Such good friends.
This is like, the opposite of that scene from High School musical where the guy admits he plays the cello
Is Bruiser FREAKING STITCHING SOMEONES ARM
That’s Killer! Bruiser is knitting, sheesh!
I hate my housemate’s boyfriend. He’s always here. Eats our food. Doesn’t contribute to bills even though he uses a lot of electricity and water and gas. He comes round late at night, when I’ve gone to bed, and cooks really strongly smelling food, which means I can’t sleep. He is now still here. On my day off. When I just want to chill out and dye my hair but I can’t as he’s here.
GO TO WORK!
omg all that HD
rosy maple moth